Dear Guys with iPhones…
Today you have taught me a very valuable lesson: just because you have an iPhone and an erect penis does not mean you should take a picture of yourself in the mirror with both. This is not ok…mmmk?
Oh and owning an iPhone does not make you attractive. That’s right, the phone may be a classy thing to talk on but that does not make you a hot man that people want to talk too.
Also, if you’re that hairy, shave.
